Ruminations on 'Jase the Ace' Crispin aka Dougie Howser MD
03/01/2007
Another new year, and Jason is looking to have as big a year as last. A significant lottery win has led to his extensive investment in West Ham United. The was one of the reasons why Pardew had to go.
Watch out for his rugby portfolio, growing by the minute.
Another two months go by 01/12/2006
Yes it's still here.
Wooah, this is still here? 30th September 2006
Jason Crispin now has a new agent, David Beckham, please direct all enquiries to him.
1st June 2006
28th April 2006
Just in - a photo of the man himself at the finish line
24th April 2006
Jason smashed his personal best this weekend in the London Marathon, coming in at way under three hours. Here is a photo of the man himself proudly sporting another medal to add to his vast collection
20th April 2006
The London marathon is only days away. Jason will be running, and has been in heavy training for the past few years. But nerves are kicking in, his palms are sweaty and his legs feel like jelly, adrenalin is pumping through his viens.
7th April 2006
Today Jason will be ... Sk8er Boi
Long live Avril Lavigne
4th April 2006
Jason ran, and he ran, and he ran, for 36 miles. This is a shot of him at mile 30, still looking fresh as a chicken. I suggest that all site visitors send him a note of congratulation.
30th March 2006
The new marital bed has arrived, Jason is testing it out as we squeak, I mean speak.
20th March 2006
Google have apologised for the error of dropping Jason from their index. At the time of going to press, this site can be found on google, but it has been hit and miss over the past week, possibly because google page creator is still in beta.
Last weekend Jason breezed an 18 mile run as part of extensive training for his next marathon. After completing the run, he was a little tired, so he went out and bought a brand new king size bed.
Jason remarked today "It must be unbelievable for people reading this website - how great my life is, all the things that I do. I'm living the dream, just like Dougie Howser"
14th March 2006
The Jason Crispin page is no longer in Google's index, enquries are being made...
10th March 2006
Today Jason smashes it in with a superb editorial for the site. He might pursue a career change on a whim and become a Sports editor for an un-named national newpaper. May the Sun shine forever!
N.B. Some minor edits have been made to protect the identities of the innocent (Jason, get a spell checker!).
The Flying Double D’s
We arrived at location in Fairlop in good time, waiting for the arrival of our captain and role model to carry us through our first professional league game together.
Confidence was high
Low down on players: we had Twinkle-toes Yinka (in a kind of denfence position), Jason the non-diving keeper, Damian the great, Stewart the runner, and last but not least, Ofo the crack shot.
The game started at 9:35, we planned to make a big impression on our opponents, stamping our mark in this new league.
At around 9:35:10 we conceeded our first penalty, as twinkle toes steped into the goal area. We were 1-0 down. The D’s knew they had a tough game on.
The first half did not really get much better then that. The double D’s poor goalkeeper was getting bombarded with shot after shot as they were picking holes in our defence (Yinka was tired) or always behind Ofo. Half time could not come quick enough.
Ofo missed a sitting duck just before the break (if he was going to keep his place in the team he was going to have to prove himself in the second half)
We know we had to do something to slow them down, and when needed Yinka provided that slowing shot to their main strinker disabling him for 10 minutes.
Half Time
10-0 down
The weight was resting firmly on our captain to give us the words of inspiration. We had it all to do now. It was like Rafael Benitez was breathing down our necks, but it seemed to be enough.
We started strong, and with a great one-two, Damian was on the score sheet, it was a strike that even Larpard would be proud of.
We looked stronger as a team and it was all starting to come together, goals were flowing, we were winning the second half. Jason knew he had it all to do to save the second half. He made a finger tip save only to be blasted on the head from the rebound, but we were still in the game. With a couple of great strikes from Damian, Ofo, and Stewart. We salvaged some respect.
Ending the game 17-8 down
What a start to our campaign!
8th March 2006
Jason 'Stag' Crispin has just popped in to tell me that his wedding, and more importantly, his stag night has been arranged. He will be using his limos to take us from secret location 1 to a second secret location, celebs will be in abundance. Currently Jason is considering whether Chantelle should be on the guest list, but he has a preference for Jodie Marsh, who, roumour has it, has already booked it in her calendar.
The event may even be a joint stag-birthday party for his long suffering dad.
28th February 2006
Today Jason is wearing his bling gold chain and prancing around the building declaring his superiority.
His bowling match on Friday yielded a mesmerising score of 169, which was achieved with the aid of his faithful Cleopatra. Jason says "She was on fire! She was hot. And when the pressure mounted she kept her cool. 169, I was like Fred Flintstone."
On another note, there have been widespread roumours that Jason is actually the English Tintin, the hero who rids the world of its villains and evildoers.
Tintin
24th February 2006
To mark the entry of the weekend, Jason is going ten pin bowling. He will be taking his personal bowling ball, Cleopatra. It is a green 14lb ball tailor made to the highest royal standards
Cleopatra
Please note that Jason's ball is not stamped Road Hawg, as that would be far too common, instead it has been custom engraved with a naked cleopatra. He carries a picture of it in his wallet so that it will never be without him.
23 February 2006
The main front man has announced in a short press release that he is reforming his image to fit in line with the corporate bossman.
Jason is asking why I am doing this and telling me I'm out of order. Leave it out!
An interview in the Times newspaper with Lord Crispin from London, who's ancestors fought in the battle of Normandy highlights that Jason is a keen charity runner and has so far raised large sums. To quote the Times 'Jason is steadfast and dedicated to some very worthy causes, including providing internet access to deprived students.'
Jason is also a very keen follower of football and was recently considering the acquisition of a large team based in London.
Jason with his best tie
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